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Posted on 20th Aug at 10:22 PM
Sassycellochick passed the torch.

I’m too tired and lazy to follow rules though.

Alrighty, my 11 questions:

If you could major in anything (and get a job with that major) what would you major in?
I already majored…a few times.

Are you a dog or cat person? If neither, choose which you detest the least.
Cat. Cute, low maintenance, independent.

If a celebrity were to play you in a
movie of your life, who would you pick and why?
Scarlett Johansson. I’d like to see her stretch her abilities to play a bearded man. She’d be sure to get more respect as an actor maybe even a nomination.

If you were a pizza topping, what would you be?
Cheesy.

What is the first song that pops into your head after reading this question?
The Final Countdown. By Scorpion maybe? I don’t remember.

Favorite beverage (doesn’t have to be alcoholic)?
Water. I always go back to it.

Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction?
No, however, I oft forget to pull up my zipper.

What do you do when you’re stressed?
Masturbate.

What was your favorite childhood movie?
Star Wars, and it is still up there.


Would you rather travel the past or future, or would you rather stay in the present?
Ancient Rome all the way.

Write something you can do that makes you you. (I know it’s not a question, but I’m out of questions)
Be nerdy and bossy.

@sassycellochick

Posted on 8th Aug at 7:57 AM, with 904 notes
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Posted on 6th Aug at 7:35 PM, with 62,079 notes
Never once did I think to draw a dick. Wtf.
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Never once did I think to draw a dick. Wtf.

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